A little girl walks into her parents bedroom.
"holy **** !" she screams to her mother , "and YOU want ME to see a doctor about sucking my thumb...........?
I couldn't stop farting in bed last night, to the point where my Jewish girlfriend had enough and kicked me out to sleep on the couch. "Oh come on", I pleaded, "a bit of gas never hurt anyone". Apparently now I'm insensitive as well.
I dropped a box of maltesers at a weight watchers meeting last night. It was like watching a live game of Hungry Hippos!
"holy **** !" she screams to her mother , "and YOU want ME to see a doctor about sucking my thumb...........?
I couldn't stop farting in bed last night, to the point where my Jewish girlfriend had enough and kicked me out to sleep on the couch. "Oh come on", I pleaded, "a bit of gas never hurt anyone". Apparently now I'm insensitive as well.
I dropped a box of maltesers at a weight watchers meeting last night. It was like watching a live game of Hungry Hippos!