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[WoodYouLike]

A policeman stops a car and mentions a whole list of defects he finds on the car to the driver:

"Exhaust-pipe is gone, brake lights not working, rear mirror broken. That's going to be £ 250.00"

"Ok" says the driver. "As long as you make sure it's ready by tomorrow"

 

[hermes]

Last year I got pulled into the side of the road for a random check (tyres, lights etc.)

I asked the traffic cop who was doing the check whether he could check the oil and water and he just scowled at me. Miserable git.

 

[williams89]

Traffic Police is a misleading term. Their work has little or nothing to do with policing. When they are giving you a ticket they give it large with the friendly cop bit. They should be made to do the job they signed for. Policing. Traffic wardens could do their job. As they are universally loved it would be easier for them as well.

Put traffic cops on the beat. That's What we pay them for.

BE HAPPY

 

[Moz]

williams89
very true
but them very fat porkers would have to learn how to use their legs again ,lol..lol...lol