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[Highway Man]

Everywhere has its issues.

The village whose pub I spend many an evening in is very desirable.
Unfortunately, with that comes a better class of scrote (professional and very competent car thieves).

My village has none of that. Through the night even the birds go to sleep and everyone is up at 6am to my bugle. Anyone not cutting their grass is fined and no xmas lights after Jan 1st.

 

[MNW67]

My village has none of that. Through the night even the birds go to sleep and everyone is up at 6am to my bugle. Anyone not cutting their grass is fined and no xmas lights after Jan 1st.

OMG!! I would love to live in your village and hang out with you.

 

[pete01]

My village has none of that. Through the night even the birds go to sleep and everyone is up at 6am to my bugle. Anyone not cutting their grass is fined and no xmas lights after Jan 1st.

Don't you have an old washing machine on the drive?

 

[Highway Man]

Don't you have an old washing machine on the drive?

OMG I paid a fortune to have that removed, worst birthday present ever.

 

[Brigadier]

Don't you have an old washing machine on the drive?

It's to distract from the drive being shaped like a cock n' balls

 

[Highway Man]

It's to distract from the drive being shaped like a cock n' balls

OMG no it is not. There would be hell on if it was.

 

[pete01]

It's to distract from the drive being shaped like a cock n' balls

OMG you are right

 

[Highway Man]

OMG you are right

For god sakes, no it is NOT!!!!! If anything it resembles a tennis racquet.

 

[pete01]

For god sakes, no it is NOT!!!!! If anything it resembles a tennis racquet.

Post a picture again....

 

[Brigadier]

For god sakes, no it is NOT!!!!! If anything it resembles a tennis racquet.

See a doctor.

 

[Highway Man]

OMG!! I would love to live in your village and hang out with you.

Yeah, everyone would love that.

 

[pete01]

For god sakes, no it is NOT!!!!! If anything it resembles a tennis racquet.

OMG post a pick of the driveway not cock n balls OMG

 

[pete01]

Yeah, everyone would love that.

I wouldn't

 

[Highway Man]

 

[Highway Man]

I wouldn't

Lying pathetic scumbag