Free sex with every fill-up

R

RedHerring

Driving along the other day with a red-necked pasenger in the car.

I saw a sign saying "free sex with every fill-up"
So I pulled in and asked for a full tank. Paid for the fuel and the passenger asked about the free sex.
The attendant said he had to guess the right number between 1 and 10.
He guessed 7 and he said "no you're wrong, it was 3"

So I just drove off and I said "effing fix"

The passenger said that it can't be 'cos his wife won three times last week.
 
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