JBR Joined 9 Jan 2007 Messages 9,509 Reaction score 1,842 Location Cheshire Country 17 Feb 2015 #1 A Frenchman walks into a library and asks for a book on war. The librarian replies, "No, mate, you'll only lose it."
A Frenchman walks into a library and asks for a book on war. The librarian replies, "No, mate, you'll only lose it."
handyjack Joined 12 Feb 2014 Messages 1,347 Reaction score 428 Country 17 Feb 2015 #2 JBR said: A Frenchman walks into a library and asks for a book on war. The librarian replies, "No, mate, you'll only lose it." Click to expand...
JBR said: A Frenchman walks into a library and asks for a book on war. The librarian replies, "No, mate, you'll only lose it." Click to expand...
A Astra99 Joined 1 Feb 2011 Messages 977 Reaction score 214 Location Gloucestershire Country 18 Feb 2015 #4 C'est grand dommage, mais c'est vrai!
handyjack Joined 12 Feb 2014 Messages 1,347 Reaction score 428 Country 19 Feb 2015 #5 Mark Twain "I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." Q: What's the difference between toast and Frenchmen? A: You can make soldiers out of toast!
Mark Twain "I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." Q: What's the difference between toast and Frenchmen? A: You can make soldiers out of toast!