gas supply

[J Kerr]

methinks love is in the air with these two

AHHHHHHHHHHHH spring works its magic again



I am kidding soft

I like everyone on here> Especially you Corgs... but I don't like the way Softus talks to me. In Spain we would cut his nagolies off.

Juan

 

[Softus]

Don't ever call me a twit again Softass

Blimey - you're that stupid that you didn't notice that the forum censor allows the word "twit", but not the word that I used.

...but I don't like the way Softus talks to me.

Well then, if you don't like it then all you need to do is avoid the following:

1. Making brazen posts about illegal, incompetent and dangerous practises.
2. Being sarcastic.
3. Deliberately winding people up.
4. Being a twit.

 

[J Kerr]

Don't ever call me a twit again Softass

Blimey - you're that stupid that you didn't notice that the forum censor allows the word "twit", but not the word that I used.

...but I don't like the way Softus talks to me.

Well then, if you don't like it then all you need to do is avoid the following:

1. Making brazen posts about illegal, incompetent and dangerous practises.
2. Being sarcastic.
3. Deliberately winding people up.
4. Being a twit.

Will you go out with me Softy?

 

[Softus]

Will you go out with me Softy?

Yeah, but you're paying, and I don't put out on the first date.

 

[bobvila]

If you dont, I might.

 

[kevplumb]

 

[corgiman]

I like everyone on here> Especially you Corgs... but I don't like the way Softus talks to me. In Spain we would cut his nagolies off.

Juan

Hey juan dont you mean Cojones!!!!

 

[corgiman]

If you dont, I might.

and if he dont tickle yer fancy I am not cheap but am as easy as a twenty quid w h o r e





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[J Kerr]

How to choose???

My Mama told me never go out with Corgis.

Juan

Gas a speciality

 

[Nige F]

Used to see loads of meters swinging in the breeze, .

.....Yeah I`ve seen Hundreds left like that by gas fitters couldn`t fit a French letter......most of them.......or use a level Even @ my house here

 

[J Kerr]

The job has been done, and everyone has been spared.
Simple.
Now we can get on.

Anyone want a picture? (Not Softus though.)

Juan

Gas, no problem

 

[J Kerr]

So, no one really knows how they turn the gas off...........thought so.

Juan

 

[Softus]

So, no one really knows how they turn the gas off...........thought so.

Sadly, you believing that nobody knows is not the same thing as nobody knowing.

A more accurate statement would be that nobody who knows has told you.

 

[qwerty10000]

plumbers know how to turn the gas off like electricians know how to turn the electric off coming into the house, they're not suppose to but they do

 

[chrishutt]

Ah, Juan Kerr meets Qwerty......what a pair!