A Russian Bloke I know went into the showroom and ordered a new Lada. Sat down with the salesman, chose the spec, paid his money and the salesman said we can deliver that on such and such a date, 3 years and two months from then.
The bloke said 'will that be morning or afternoon', salesman said 'does it really matter'?, Bloke said 'well, it's just that the plumbers coming in the morning'.