great way to advertise!

[jefoss]

a few weeks ago a mate of mine ran over a woman at a car boot sale in his van (can you see where this is going?)

anyway turns out the woman was still pi**ed from night before she starts on mate saying he was driving too fast, a few people saw and said he wasnt she stumbled into him, in the end organiser rang the old bill, as she was still wasted took his side (plus witnesses of course)

since he was poliet and kept calm when the woman was shouting at him he has since had more than 10 calls about work!

jammy git

 

[JohnD]

he's a hit-man for hire?

 

[noseall]

Been going on for years, 'tis known as hit 'n' rung.

 

[hotrod]

he's a hit-man for hire?

If he is, I don't see how any of the witnesses could possibly recommend him.

 

[mickyg]

he's a hit-man for hire?

If he is, I don't see how any of the witnesses could possibly recommend him.

he got away with it didn't he?

 

[conny]

If he is, I don't see how any of the witnesses could possibly recommend him.

There are now 10 happy, wealthy widows!