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[Brightness]

Toffee, Just received this in my inbox - thought it might be rather apt....



I shave my legs

I sit down to pee.

And I can justify any shopping spree.

Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon .

I can get a massage without a xxxx

I can balance the checkbook,

I can pump my own gas.

Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.

My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long.

At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.

I don't drive in circles, at any cost.

And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.

I never forget an important date.

You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.

I don't watch movies with lots of gore.

Don't need instant replay to remember the score.

I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.

And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a xxxx.

Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.

In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!

Flowers are okay,

But jewelry's best.

Look at me you idiot...

Not at my chest????

I don't have a problem,

With Expressing my feelings.

I know when you're lying,

You look at the ceiling.

DON'T call me a GIRL ,

a BABE or a CHICK

I am a WOMAN.

Get it?, you xxx!?!

For those members of this board who refuse to believe that us women are women and not all out to pull a bloke / other woman

 

[toffee]

brightness.. thats funny.. guys, out of interest will any of you ask for directions?
my hubby just wont do it although he will eventually stop while I ask someone but he hates having to do it.

keyplayer,I signed off at nine last night to go and watch Taggart. I dont know the content of the deleted stuff so if I read your post out of context then sorry.

JohnD, hubby says hair is modern, striking and sexy ( variety is the spice of life)

 

[toffee]

mlb3c, oh how I laughed at your analogy, very funny.
Its quite appropriate but it made me laugh because I have 3 dogs.
Quite often the meeting ritual ends in either a fight or them bonking the other dog!!

 

[JohnD]

*Thinks* "I preferred it the way it was"

*Says* "hair is modern, striking and sexy "

 

[toffee]

johnD

 

[JohnD]

*Thinks* Haha, it worked (no wailing and sulking)

 

[toffee]

yes but he hasnt got away with it now that you have filled me in!

 

[toffee]

johnD, I asked hubby if he really meant it and he said he did.
I said, are you sure, are you just saying it to please me?
He says, I cant win can I?!

Proof is in the pudding

 

[JohnD]

*thinks* Ha ha, as if I'd ever tell her the truth!

 

[toffee]

I will be expecting proof... (actions speak louder than words)

 

[JohnD]

But can you really object if he likes you with long hair?











moan, moan, moan.

 

[toffee]

JohnD... are you my hubby in disguise?

 

[JohnD]

No, but I used to know a grumbly woman.

 

[JohnD]

*Thinks* she's getting near the truth. I must throw her off the scent by pretending to like skinny birds

 

[toffee]

I havent grumbled on this thread!