Has anyone?

[ottosump]

Has anyone seen my keys?
I'm sure I left them in the drawer next to the microwave.

 

[nickso]

check next to the phone.

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

If it was morning or you came in pyssed, check the microwave!

 

[ColJack]

your keys are in the left hand shoe of the pair that you were wearing last night.. they missed your pocket and slid down your trouser leg while you were taking them off...

 

[ajrtd]

Your wife gave them to me by mistake

 

[Static]

Probably still in the front door.. (outside of course)

 

[Infidel]

Ah you see Key fobs, a remarkable labour saving device which allows you to lose all of your keys at the same time rather than individually.

 

[noseall]

You unlocked the door then placed them back under the plant pot.

 

[conny]

You unlocked the door then placed them back under the plant pot.

You Plant Pot!

 

[ottosump]

Thanks guys, checked next to the phone, in the microwave, left hand shoe, asked the wife, the front door, and the plant pot but to no avail. Found them, in me shed, can't remember being in there?
Otto

 

[lifesagasman]

Lock-All-Sheds

 

[wreckedit]

Found them, in me shed, can't remember being in there?

Yea, that's a good one.
We have gone through all this topic so that your wife will believe you next time you're in the shed with your neighbours wife and you don't remember. Come on pull the other one

 

[ottosump]

You obviously ain't seen the neighborus wife

Otto

 

[wreckedit]

Yes I do, its that fearsome, huge one with the moustache, socks around her ankles. Its really good your memory is playing up. I find it useful at times as well, especially after an unpleasant experience. Like the one you had.