Hospital Mayhem.

[securespark]

Went to an unspecified hospital in an unspecified area on an unspecified day......

Asked by a nurse to remove a latex glove from a smoke alarm - ringringringringringringring. Sh*t!!!!

Evacuation, two tenders, 12 firefighters in attendance. HELP!!!

NOT doing that again in a hurry!

 

[kendor]

Years ago i had to put some tube in for heat detectors in a hospital's incinerator room, I went to ping a chalkline on the dusty ceiling and the string disappeared before my very eyes!! when i touched the ceiling i found that what i thought was the surface was in fact 2 inches of soot covered fat clinging to the ceiling in front of the incinerator, I can only presume that this was human fat burnt off from incinerated body parts etc.
Needless to say i left the chalkline and the gloves i was luckily wearing at the time in the incinerator room. just thought i'd share this with you.

 

[securespark]

Anyone forra Barbie???

 

[pipme]

Non-Specific, of course !

 

[planenut]

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust and all that, eh?

 

[breezer]

they say greece is the word....................

 

[AdamW]

And no-one's getting fat 'cept Kendor Cass (an obscure one!)

 

[kendor]

And no-one's getting fat 'cept Kendor Cass (an obscure one!)

groan perhaps that should be put in the "can they get any worse" thread