How many can you think of?

[notb665]

I heard about this bloke, he got arrested for stealing puddings.

 

[pitbull]

 

[2scoops0406]

Wearing a loud shirt in a built up area

 

[corgiman]

for having an offensive wife

 

[Thermo]

treading on the cracks in the pavement

for being between the piers (thats an old made up brighton one! and we used to use it!)

 

[Dellsmp]

Was he arrested by constable Savage?

 

[corgiman]

LMAO

i loved not the nine oclock news

 

[Thermo]

walking in an intresting way!

 

[Dellsmp]

Winston Codogo?

 

[Thermo]

driving like stirling moss

 

[Gary_M]

Throwing a dwarf in a built up area

 

[notb665]

I heard about this bloke, he got arrested for stealing puddings.

I'll start you off:

He was taken into custardy.

 

[markie]

Then they BOWLed him into the cell, and they said, "at this CURRANT time you will be held overnight."

 

[TraineeSpark]

Luckily he had enough DOUGH to pay the fine, so the judge could detain him no more. He SaGo home to your wife. Which he did, but she hit him with a ROLLING PIN. He called her an old TART, and she said "Don't get in a FLAP-JACK."

Oh dear god, help me lol.

 

[notb665]

Luckily he had enough DOUGH to pay the fine, so the judge could detain him no more. He SaGo home to your wife. Which he did, but she hit him with a ROLLING PIN. He called her an old TART, and she said "Don't get in a FLAP-JACK."

It was, after all, only a trifling matter.