Hypochondria

[JBR]

Doctor tells patient, "You've got hypochondria".

Patient replies, "Oh no, not that as well."

 

[Bodgeitandleggit]

Like that one

 

[EFLImpudence]

Doctor says "I'm afraid you have cancer but that's not all, you have also have alzheimer's"

Patient says "Oh well. At least I don't have cancer".

 

[Ihavenojob]

Hypochondriacs tombstone read "Told you I was ill"

 

[Micilin]

Hypochondriacs tombstone read "Told you I was ill"

I think Spike Milligan has that on his.

 

[jeds]

Doctor told his patient; "Good news. I've found a cure for your hypochondria. You've got cancer"!