I think we have a winner

[durhamplumber]

It appears to be in the same place as usual...

Closest to the orifice it speaks out of

Head./mouth...where the fek do you wear your cap?

 

[ellal]

Head./mouth...where the fek do you wear your cap?

Why would I want to wear such a stupid statement?

You of course obviously keep yours close to from whence you speak - you sit on it!

 

[durhamplumber]

Why would I want to wear such a stupid statement?

You of course obviously keep yours close to from whence you speak - you sit on it!

Hmmmm......Ok.

 

[Notch7]

Not to say you still do not support him

Have you got enough double negatives in that sentence

 

[durhamplumber]

Have you got enough double negatives in that sentence

Too much for your braincell?

 

[Notch7]

Head./mouth...where the fek do you wear your cap?

Have you got one for the whippet

 

[durhamplumber]

Have you got one for the whippet

Do you have Durham roots? Or just an affinity for the Durham Dales

Eye...its a bit grim up North.

 

[Vinty]

Buffoon is trying to run the country with third-grade politicians.

All the first grade resigned, and he sacked the second grade.

You reckon Tories are first grade politicians then.

 

[ellal]

Have you got one for the whippet

Apparently the most intelligent one gets to wear the cap...

The whippet always wins

 

[durhamplumber]

Apparently the most intelligent one gets to wear the cap...

The whippet always wins

Lol.

 

[transam]

speaking about these drones

how is the drone investigation going with ref to that Gatwick shut down caper

 

[SirGalahad]

Really

Seriously are you Seeeeriously comparing Liz Truss to the token diversity flag used in Labours front line (omfg he's a racist!!!). Ok say Diane has made a few gaffs in the past but they rebuilt her , meaner faster stronger... Oh and just to be sure they put an earpiece in her right ear to stop her dropping a b0llock every second or so.. watch the eyes go as some poor frustrated mentor is correcting her every response via her earpiece

As long as she is there and Corbyn at her side the Tories sleep very well at night you know it.

Festy triggered as usual. Abbot and Miller does set you off, I wonder why. But good old Liz to the rescue with this corker.

Junior Education Minister who cannot spell.

Cheese, glorious Cheese.

 

[JohnD]

Third-class politician.

 

[Ihavenojob]

Apparently the most intelligent one gets to wear the cap...

The whippet always wins

Does the whippet try to bite you when you attempt to retrieve your cap ?

 

[Notch7]

Do you have Durham roots? Or just an affinity for the Durham Dales

I have visited Durham, back in around 2004 -I went to a business conference in Bishop Auckland and stayed around for a weekend break.

I can remenber the bridge over to the castle or was it cathredral....
I seem to recall lots of uni students around.