ice cream vendor - sad news

[breezer]

aparently our local "ice cream man" has just been found dead, covered in hundreds and thousands.

Police say "he topped himself"

 

[ninebob]

Breezer, are you opening Christmas Crackers early?

 

[EdwardCurrent]

Did the police 'cone' off' the area where he was found ? !

 

[noseall]

"police are checking all sources.....


.........raspberry, strawberry, chocolate..........

 

[joe-90]

He deserved it. He was a pervert.

They didn't call him 'Mr Whippy' for nothing.

 

[Space cat]

Stop press! Police have now launched a murder enquiry. A spokesman said,

"This appears to be a robbery gone wrong. They left empty handed when they failed to find the lolly."

Boom! Boom!

 

[securespark]

They have called in an informer, but his evidence is flakey, to say the least...

 

[Rider]

No more 99's changing hands for him!

 

[joe-90]

I heard he'd 'topped' himself.

 

[Nige F]

It was a turf war.......the autopsy found he had crushed nuts .....and a horses head in the fridge

 

[tim west]

He was a Neopolitan?

 

[joe-90]

I bet his assets were frozen.

 

[Shutpa]

He was a Neopolitan?

Was he Italian? No just average height!

 

[Trazor]

I heard he'd 'topped' himself.

Did you read the opening post.............

 

[joe-90]

No! Missed that.