Impressive

[WoodYouLike]

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Support her,
Hold her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Listen to her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Romance her,
Believe in her,
Cuddle with her,
Shop with her
Give her jewellery,
Buy her flowers,
Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go to the end of the earth and back again for her



HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

Arrive naked.
Bring food.

 

[pickles]

That's typical of the complete lack of understanding women have for men. Arrive naked and bring food is wrong wrong wrong and will confuse and upset him

The correct procedure is: Arrive fully dressed, bring food, let him eat it, take clothes off.

What your suggesting potentially involves multi tasking, ie food and sex at the same time and shows a complete lack of understanding of the male psyche

 

[WoodYouLike]

 

[Dellsmp]

Even Mrs Dell liked that one.

 

[JohnD]

Sex first, food after.

 

[WoodYouLike]

Sex first, food after.

Sounds logical: activity (any) -> hungry -> food

 

[JohnD]

Also I don't like anyone bouncing about on my huge stomach when it's full.

 

[eggplant]

Just a minute, what about beer to wash down the food?

 

[Bomber127]

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach - personally I think they're aiming too high

 

[markie]

And what about a season ticket for your fav footie team and the money for a few beers before, and after.

 

[JohnD]

And what about a season ticket for your fav footie team and the money for a few beers before, and after.

You don't need the woman, do you?

 

[markie]

JohnD

No, but she could impress me by giving me those things

 

[toffee]

I guess it is a D I Y site!!!

 

[Steve]

Looking at the list, i think the women have the easier job at making their partners happy!

 

[JohnD]

wined, dined and *9'd