B
breezer
Just come Back from the Abbey National.
I wanted to "uograde" my savings account to one of better interest.
Made apointment to see "advisor"
waited 10 minutes gets called
Show savings book
Conversation goes (shortened version, B=breezer, A =Abbey national)
B) can i upgrade this account to one of better interest?
A) Yes, the one you have is very old and only pays 1%
B) great, I'll do that, can i have the one you just mentioned? (6%)
A) Yes, but as you are an existing saver you only need 1 form of picture ID, passport, drivers licence.
B) But I am here, (looks in mirror, Yes that is me)
A) Sorry but that will not do
B) Shows work picture ID
A) Sorry but that is not the same name, but it is you.
B) Ok then, if i want to close the account you will give me a cheque right now?
A) Yes
B) OK, i would like to close the account then please
A) Ok sir, but i have to comply with the company policy.
I am then given a cheque + inerest for whole amount.
Walk next door into "my bank" wait for advisor (not 5 minutes)
Advisor asks have you an account wioth us, i give account Number, no id, sicne it is me.
Advisor suggests get an online account, pays more than 6%, advisor then pays cheques in for me, gives me a recipt.
I will be starting my online account later today.
I know I could have been anyone, but i didnt want to Take money out, only move it. But the Abbey had no qualms about giving me a cheque,
Go figure
My point is If you want to waste time go to the Abbey, if you want service go to LLoyds
(I feel better now)
I wanted to "uograde" my savings account to one of better interest.
Made apointment to see "advisor"
waited 10 minutes gets called
Show savings book
Conversation goes (shortened version, B=breezer, A =Abbey national)
B) can i upgrade this account to one of better interest?
A) Yes, the one you have is very old and only pays 1%
B) great, I'll do that, can i have the one you just mentioned? (6%)
A) Yes, but as you are an existing saver you only need 1 form of picture ID, passport, drivers licence.
B) But I am here, (looks in mirror, Yes that is me)
A) Sorry but that will not do
B) Shows work picture ID
A) Sorry but that is not the same name, but it is you.
B) Ok then, if i want to close the account you will give me a cheque right now?
A) Yes
B) OK, i would like to close the account then please
A) Ok sir, but i have to comply with the company policy.
I am then given a cheque + inerest for whole amount.
Walk next door into "my bank" wait for advisor (not 5 minutes)
Advisor asks have you an account wioth us, i give account Number, no id, sicne it is me.
Advisor suggests get an online account, pays more than 6%, advisor then pays cheques in for me, gives me a recipt.
I will be starting my online account later today.
I know I could have been anyone, but i didnt want to Take money out, only move it. But the Abbey had no qualms about giving me a cheque,
Go figure
My point is If you want to waste time go to the Abbey, if you want service go to LLoyds
(I feel better now)