Is Rio Ferdinand going bald?

[^woody^]

He's been spotted with a twopee on his head

 

[Norcon]

who cares ..

 

[calorific]

No doubt a calling a black fella going bald "baldy" will soon become a racist offense

 

[enyam]

He's been spotted with a twopee on his head

Its lost on the rest of them.

 

[ajrtd]

I saw him x-factor tonight and there didn't seem to be any change

 

[calorific]

to coin a phrase

 

[Nige F]

He`s thinning from the back of his head - he`s got half a crown

 

[misterdubya]

... some bird kills herself over a phone call..... uproar...
"Its Manslaughter" etc etc....

Some geezer is nearly blinded by football thuggery and its all a good laugh (well done dex, google is your friend).

You lot do make me laugh.

Dex, seeing as you can joke about the footballer....

What's the difference between a practical joke and a temperature?

Nurses can take a temperature.