Is this it?

[conny]

Whats the difference between a post box and an elephants bum?

Don't know.................

Well I'm not sending you to post a letter.

 

[gregers]

whats brown and sticky............................................

a stick

 

[dextrous]

What's pink and hard?

 

[Stivino]

What's pink and hard?

A pig with a knife!

 

[dextrous]

What's pink and hard?

A pig with a knife!

Yep

What's white, wears checked trousers and scarf, and a red jumper?

 

[namsag]

Whats the difference between Bing crosby and Walt Disney.
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Bing sings and Walt Disney

 

[gregers]

What's pink and hard?

A pig with a knife!

Yep

What's white, wears checked trousers and scarf, and a red jumper?

rupert?

 

[ColJack]

max bygraves?

 

[Astartes]

If you weigh a black pudding on black scales, and a white pudding on white scales; where do you weigh a pie?












'Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie...'