What is it with Mark. The missus fancies him aswell. He's dull as dishwater. Don't worry I think you will beseeing a lot more of him on ITV. it's fixed fr him to win....come on Fatima do it for the geezers.....
Last week my wife caught me in bed with Fatima Whitbread.
"It's not what it looks like," I pleaded.
"Well, what is it then?" she asked with a puzzled look on her face.
"A woman," I replied.
Imagine having sex with Fatima Whitbread. Ha ha, you just imagined yourself having sex with Fatima Whitbread.