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longdogs
He was on tv yesterday whining on about phone hacking and how ''The truth will out'' in court. This coming from someone who's never answered a straight question with a straight answer in his whole life.
Yes he did...
"Steward!...have you a gin and tonic?"
"Yes sir"
"Steward!...have you a gin and tonic?"
"Yes sir"
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joinerjohn
Nah the question was "Steward, Have you had a gin and tonic and have you ate all of the pies?"
Or alternatively...
"Would you like to be a Lord and get £300 quid a day expenses on top of your One and a half million quid pension pot?"
"Yes please"
"Would you like to be a Lord and get £300 quid a day expenses on top of your One and a half million quid pension pot?"
"Yes please"
He also answered "I take it sir you would like this jag to match your other?" 
He also answered "I take it sir you would like this jag to match your other?"
who wouldnt answer yes to that question.....the only freebies we get at work are pens and post its.....and i guess that's technically stealing!
I guess i do get dishwasher tablets so i should be thanklful then diHe also answered "I take it sir you would like this jag to match your other?"
who wouldnt answer yes to that question.....the only freebies we get at work are pens and post its.....and i guess that's technically stealing!
I guess i do get dishwasher tablets so i should be thanklful then diHe also answered "I take it sir you would like this jag to match your other?"
who wouldnt answer yes to that question.....the only freebies we get at work are pens and post its.....and i guess that's technically stealing!
lol....maybe thats a whole new thread......ill post it now
I guess i do get dishwasher tablets so i should be thanklful then diHe also answered "I take it sir you would like this jag to match your other?"
who wouldnt answer yes to that question.....the only freebies we get at work are pens and post its.....and i guess that's technically stealing!
lol....maybe thats a whole new thread......ill post it now
".ill post it now "
Did any one notice the irony of this?
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John Prescott has Bulimia. A bit too late in my opinion - he should have brought it up at the time. 
He also answered "I take it sir you would like this jag to match your other?"
who wouldnt answer yes to that question.....the only freebies we get at work are pens and post its.....and i guess that's technically stealing!
You need to aim a bit higher Di. Surely you could spirit a stapler out?
There's perks to every job.
If you do Di let me know my doc has told me to go on a staple dietHe also answered "I take it sir you would like this jag to match your other?"
who wouldnt answer yes to that question.....the only freebies we get at work are pens and post its.....and i guess that's technically stealing!
You need to aim a bit higher Di. Surely you could spirit a stapler out?
There's perks to every job.
