jokes

[JohnD]

 

[Steve]

Why does his tie have an erection? Does it fancy the womans perky hairdo?

 

[conny]

Or maybe the tits on his head?

 

[conny]

Q. Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars?



A. Elfis!

Q. What did Adam say to his wife on Dec 24th?

A. "It's Christmas Eve"


Q. If Santa rode a motorcycle, what kind would it be?

A. A Holly Davidson.


Q. Why did the man get the sack from the orange juice factory?


A. Because he couldn't concentrate.

 

[dave.m]

Chuffin' hell, Conny, your crackers must have been worse than ours this year.

dave

 

[JohnD]

I didn't understand this one:

"Help, I am a prisoner in a Christmas Cracker Factory"


Where's the joke?

 

[kirkgas]

John at the risk of getting pelters for your irony, as a prisoner he was sneaking out a help message, its a joke

 

[tim west]

hope he doesn't get pulled for doing so

 

[dextrous]

hope he doesn't get pulled for doing so

You worry me at times, Tim

 

[Homesafe]

man walks into a chippy and says to the man behind counter ,

hey you!!


chinese man say's ,,,























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how you know my name

 

[Homesafe]

bush and his wife go to Iraq when they were allies to see Saddam,

he says to bush , "you give me your wife" .

and bush replied "how dare you say that,,,,,,,,


















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what do you mean give ,you know how much she's worth".

 

[Johnmelad502]

And the winner of this competition is Tim:

For your services to Christmas humour, Tim you get to fire the latest in American Blue-on-Blue fire arms.

 

[conny]

Go on Tim,
you know you want to,

































and we want you to as well!!!

 

[tim west]

 

[Homesafe]

was he that ****head who managed ............?