Lanzarote cats!

[joinerjohn]

Nah,,, She was using language, I've heard used down our local at chucking out time on a Friday night (and not "Do you fancy kebab meat and chips?" )

 

[sooey]

Last time I was there, I saw Antonio Banderas with Vinney Jones walking down by the harbour, then nearly got run over by Lulu, driving a Merc soft top, at a rate of knots whilst screaming at someone on her mobile phone.... (nowt like name dropping ,, is there? )

I was driving down a sidestreet once when Eric Heffer(well known local mp) opened his drivers door right in front of making me slam on. If only I'd had the wit to shout "watch what you're doing you silly Heffer"!

Lanzarote eh handymanny.......CLASS.