There's a man sitting down in a resturant, and another diner comes over, and hits him
What was that for he says. That was for Pearl Harbour the assailant replies. What do you mean, Pearl harbour, that was the Japanese, I'm Chinese.
Japanese, Chinese, what's the difference, and the man went and sat down.
A few minutes later, the Chinese man went over to the other diner, and punched him.
What was that for he shouts. That was for the Titanic. What do you mean, for the Titanic, that was sunk by an iceberg, and I'm Jewish.
Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference.