Latest news on George Michael (joke)

[htgeng]

First day in prison and George Michael has been found with a chocolate bar up his bum.....
A prison spokesman said someone had been careless with a wispa!

 

[joinerjohn]

I heard he was settling down to prison life quite well with a skinhead cellmate. He's already wrote a song called Hairless Fister.

 

[namsag]

Keep up lads those are old hat now we have a papal visit for text jokes now/



Pope gets shot and as they are wheeling him through to the operating theatre he wakes up and whispers to the nurse " Am i in heaven"
Nurse says "no we are just taking a short cut through the childrens ward"

 

[joe-90]

That was a Gary Glitter joke.

 

[namsag]

Joe
How funny was that Alzheimers joke i sent you last night

 

[joe-90]

It was OK but I first heard it 40 years ago.

 

[ColJack]

oh joe, you're supposed to play along and say "what joke? I don't remember youe sending me a joke.."....

 

[linkyplumb]

What have George Michael and the Chilean miners got in common?

They will be free in 8 weeks after some very heavy drilling!

 

[namsag]

Or they are both expecting there hole to get a lot bigger over the next few weeks

 

[oompah]

Guess there must be a (w)hole lot of loving going on.