Perhaps he was publishing more lies about American politics or French soldiers, again.
I saw a schoolboy joke in the paper the other day.
Three George Bushes are walking through the jungle when they come to a river.
A magic genie appears and offers then three wishes (one each)
The first George Bush asks to be made twice as clever, and he then swings over the river on a Liana vine
the second Gorge Bush asks to become ten times as clever, and builds a raft, and rows across.
the third George Bush asks to become a hundred times more clever, and walks across the bridge.