£ 150 quid a day ? Wouldn`t get me out of bed for that ! Enough said.
Right then, Plumbers....here`s the train of thought. He`s got to put a lenght of 1/2" pipe through a stud wall. Erm`, it looks like it`s been plastered or jointed ready for decoration but hey-ho, I`m going to boot a hole big enough to drive a train through coz` I really can`t get my brain past 1st gear and a small pipe will certainly fit into a big hole. Well if it dosen`t, I could make the big hole bigger. yes, this really is my vocation in life,.....to be an idiot beyond all comprehension.
Now Chippies.....Train of thought. Right I`ve got door linings, window boards and staircases to fit, but I`ll have to use packers or wedges. I`ll cut them extra long and leave them proud so to make it harder for the plasterers or jointers, and the second fix chippies can cut them off flush once they are all caked in gypsum of one kind or another. Because, like the plumber I too am an idiot. Life has been kind to me.
And so to Electricians. ......This is what they may be thinking when wiring a house. Right I`ve got all these rolls of cable to use, so I`ll have to leave most of it hanging out of the walls so people can choose to either trip over it or hang themselves. And with modern houses having so many sockets and switches with so much cable passing through each and every one, I really can`t be a***ed to chase anything in whatsoever in any shape or form.I really, really am not in the mood for chasing in...I`m so tired....I was up til 9 o`clock last night watching p**n. Never mind, the dry liner will just have to get over it as best as he can. I do hope he dosen`t cut all my cables off in an effort to get his boards up. After all... he`s only getting paid per square metre. Am I an idiot or just bone frigging idle ?
That`ll do for one day . Other trades will have to be patient !
Goodbye, yours truly
Easy going, all round nice affable guy,me !!!!!
