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[Highway Man]

You exaggerate for comic effect.

Of course there are those maybe a handful that would agree with you, do I detect a hint of jealousy or resent from you John?

 

[diy_fun_uk]

It is how I became No1 on here, I appeal to a very wide range of people and have gained the respect from everyone on here. My specialist knowledge of a wide variety of subjects, my humour and charm all goes hand in hand. I am amazing in every way, simply put, I have it all.

Part of me thinks you should be PM, however the other part of me thinks you would be too good in the role. The country would end up being too efficient, effective, prosperous and successful. This would be a step too far for the average UK citizen as we're generally used to things not being so. We wouldn't know how to go about our day to day business in a perfect country. And other nations would be so jealous, we'd risk being completely isolated on the global stage.

So on balance, sorry, you can't be PM