Never Ending Story

[lifesagasman]

all its' fig leaves during

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

the autumnal break, were swept up by...

 

[lifesagasman]

the splendour of

 

[Space cat]

the staff from B&Q who were pretending to do community service while raising money to buy themselves blue overalls

 

[lifesagasman]

one of those guys walked up to me and said "do you want decking"
I got in the first punch, so he went off..

 

[Space cat]

and filled in a questionaire instead

 

[lifesagasman]

of polishing my..

 

[simonrelly]

new shiny car...

 

[lifesagasman]

..pet in the bedroom which

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

had stains left on it, from the previous evening's.....

 

[lifesagasman]

misdemeanours involving a goat, a bucket of jelly and

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

a curious bystander, who's intent was to....

 

[Space cat]

a box of plugs for the bathroom; rubber ones - 13 amp

Edit: get his reply in a bit quicker

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

than space cat or we will all be waiting for...

 

[Space cat]

Jupiter to align with Mars again