Never Ending Story

[Space cat]

David Attenborough

 

[conny]

who unfortunately had gone on his 2 weeks summer holiday to Blackpool hoping to spot.....

 

[wingcoax]

the elusive species of joe longthorne, who

 

[conny]

was sharing a bedsit with David Bellamy whilst trying to observe....

 

[Space cat]

several pairs of bluetits down on the beach

 

[conny]

but as the sun was blazing down he could only spot a host of red breasts trying to....

 

[wingcoax]

shade themselves under

 

[Space cat]

a coolibah tree

 

[wingcoax]

beside a koolibah tree whilst playing

 

[wotan]

with their didgeridoos, and snacking on prime roasted wichetty grubs

 

[wingcoax]

and drinking a selection of

 

[Space cat]

malt whiskeys - because they've run out of 4X

 

[wingcoax]

and fosters is no longer ossie made because

 

[Space cat]

the Ossi are a fictional species who will inhabit the Earth in the year four billion AD. They are too busy dodging lava bombs and solar flares to make lager.

 

[conny]

However, they do produce a good line in....