Never Ending Story

[wingcoax]

slowly sliding up the side of

 

[Space cat]

a beer can, driven by an instinctive fungal urge to climb into a compost bin

 

[lifesagasman]

Laden with maggots and fruit flies..

 

[Space cat]

and a litter of newborn teaspoons, all eager to climb out and find a kitchen waste pipe to swim up

 

[lifesagasman]

up and away in my

 

[Space cat]

beautiful balloon - which is still working well despite its age

 

[oompah]

of austerity, how is it going to be maintained........

 

[imamartian]

said Igor Butovsky... he was angry and he meant it.."HOW IS IT GOING TO BE MAINTAINED?" he bellowed....

 

[Karinska]

until the pressure became too much and he exploded

 

[Gasman28]

deleted - Karinska beat me to it

 

[imamartian]

and dumb plumbers who thought the explosion was due to the gas board... even though...

 

[Gasman28]

the gasman was in the cafe at the time, but he phoned the ...........

 

[imamartian]

sparky.... but no one knew where he was..... the alarm went out... "Where is Sparky?".......

 

[Gasman28]

and the multitude of European workers shouted back .............

 

[imamartian]

"we're here... we are 'sparky'"..... "what can we do master?"