Never Ending Story

[lifesagasman]

down in your neck of the woods, he mused...

 

[Space cat]

"It's absolute hell down there" Gene gasped, dragging himself out of the bashed up shuttle with his remaining arm.

"How nice. Fancy a game of tennis?"

 

[oompah]

table tennis is out because the tables in the wreckage and you've crash landed on the lawn now what.......

 

[Space cat]

"the hell are we going to do? We can't go down there and, if we go home empty handed, the queen will send us to the scrapyard."

 

[imamartian]

challenge... (scrapheap was old hat), and their challenge was to use the contects of a wheelie bin and make a...

 

[Space cat]

telephone ignoring machine, which sounded trivial but there was a catch. The machine had to ignore a phone only if it rang more than a preset number of times

 

[lifesagasman]

Square disappeared in a cloud of toxic custard powder, released by the evil Wind-Chime Protectorate...

 

[Space cat]

-- or so said the Referee, the big book of rules by which all life in New Wimbledon was ordered. But was it literal or metaphorical - or even allegorical; just another Womble fairy tale? The Umpyres searched in vain for a rule about freak tides

 

[lifesagasman]

turn slowly by Sleepy Hollow, the genteel nomadic lifestyle of the Grecian 2000s changing little since the Apocalypse laid waste to Jeremy Kyle and his twisted

 

[oompah]

knee that prevented him taking part in the all England dry stone walling competition,the title currently held by stone wall Jackson.....

 

[lifesagasman]

and his mentor, Bubbles, who was forever blowing...

 

[Space cat]

her top about the Jackson Five and how her Joe was so much better than Michael

 

[lifesagasman]

even folded in half...

 

[oompah]

which is better than being cut in half,but not as good as half cut.....

 

[lifesagasman]

to the ending, before the deleterators beat you to it...