Never Ending Story

[WDIK]

an ariel attack lead by...

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

Captain Boris Von Hunklemuffin, whose parentage had always been in question as he was a..

 

[obmcfc]

left footer whose eyes were too close together ......

 

[wotan]

he had a dueling scar, from eye to chin....

 

[WDIK]

no he didnt you just made that up

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

It was actually from chin to eye and happend during a regional play off, of a dot to dot competition entered..

 

[obmcfc]

after he got thrown out of the colouring in competetion because his colouring went outside the lines due to.....

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

adverse flatulence, caused by..

 

[obmcfc]

a sharp intake of breath when he was .......

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

trying to break the world buttock clenching record, this had been held..

 

[obmcfc]

.. by prenticeboyofderry for 15 years since he was involved in the famous scandal that was........

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

hushed up, to prevent...

 

[oompah]

the news that the giants causeway is a secret landing site for.....

 

[WDIK]

the spiders from mars...

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

that also arrived with The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust, which Len Goodman was...