Never Ending Story

[tim west]

the crowd that had gathered were shocked and aghast to see step off...

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

Ken Dodd and all but one of his diddy men. This was strange as..

 

[tim west]

as the missing diddy man had run off with his tickling stick only to end up....

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

being taken from behind, by an umpa lumpa, who had been...

 

[EddieM]

getting bored of pleasuring willy wonka...

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

who was aware the jam butty mines had been closed due to flooding, so he was sure the diddy man was up for a bit of marmite mining Could this be..

 

[tim west]

the start of a fine romance or....

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

Just another court case or some disturbing..

 

[tim west]

event from the past that's lurking in the background awaiting disclosure, "Who knows but thats whats up on this mornings episode of WHOSE BEEN A NAUGHTY BOY THEN, on todays show".....

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

but both umpa and diddy declined the innovation to the show and continued to..

 

[tim west]

london wondering what the innovation was...

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

but quickly realised neither could read nor write and it was an invitation or inoculation, but alas it was too late they had..

 

[EddieM]

been taken up the arsenal.....

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

where it had been found their leading scorer had been firing blanks, his missus was..

 

[tim west]

thierry after seeing a sad film on the telly but still had time to phone the gallas to have a chat about the latest news on I'm a celebrity and the hot gossip about...