Never Ending Story

[tim west]

with gooseberries the size of thats not been seen in a while that got...

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

trapped in the turnstiles whilst Mr Ferguson was getting his coat, which was...

 

[WDIK]

currently providing a tasty snack for the goat, which had been shadowing him since...

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

Wes Brown's return to the first team, wondering how the...

 

[conny]

hell Fergie got away with that speeding ticket and poor old Coley couldn't, but then......

 

[tim west]

perhaps the arresting officers were Man U supporters who because of their low intellect decided to...

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

throw a party, to celebrating avoiding spurs in the next round of the cup. This would include...

 

[tim west]

a trip round the dressing rooms followed by a massage by...

 

[Trazor]

A placenta placebo who then...

 

[tim west]

wobbled onto the pitch disguised as...

 

[conny]

a white rabbit but he was too early because Easter was months away yet so he had to return to the dressing room and mull over his...

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

chances over getting a game before April, but he was busy then so....

 

[WDIK]

And you may ask yourself
How do I work this?
And you may ask yourself
Where is that large automobile?
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful house!
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful wife!

 

[conny]

And you may ask yourself,
where the hell am I?

and you will find yourself in....

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

pink jim-jams, working out your sexuality, you may also find yourself...