Never Ending Story

[RedHerring]

.....everyone and anyone who was having......

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

a jolly good time at the annual....

 

[wotan]

wellie throwing competition....

 

[RedHerring]

, being held this year in memory of....

 

[conny]

Bootsie of 'Bootsie and Snudge fame from the days when....

 

[wotan]

comedy was something you could laugh at..

 

[RedHerring]

and you try telling the kids today.....

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

that Gary Glitter was a glam rock star, and your likely to....

 

[RedHerring]

..end up explaining that that old, fat, bald guy was once......

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

a tallented rock star with many hits but now.....

 

[RedHerring]

he lives in Cuba and occasionally can be found......

 

[tim west]

if people are bothered to go look and find him, the most famous pastime though is...

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

wig weaving, this helps...

 

[wotan]

to relieve pent up tension, and keeps his balding head warm...

 

[tim west]

whose head? prentice, conny? oh well perhaps we'll never know?....