Never Ending Story

[wotan]

all of that was explained to us by a local wearing the Welsh national costume, but as it was late we decided, to go to.................

 

[tim west]

the other side of the road as the local frightened us wearing that costume in the middle of birmingham...

 

[RedHerring]

where we came across a load of people wearing clogs.......

 

[tim west]

on there i declare going clip clipper...

 

[oompah]

was the sound heard from next door and peering over the garden fence was a sight to ......

 

[tim west]

behold the mighty one mowing the...

 

[oompah]

the back of an Afghan hound which didn't look ...

 

[tim west]

before he leapt..

 

[oompah]

out into the road to chase after the local postman who.....

 

[tim west]

funnily enough wasnt called pat...

 

[RedHerring]

although he did have a black & white cat, that had the awful habit of.....

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

laying in the middle of the road, and pretending to be a zebra....

 

[tim west]

previously was a sleeping policeman but got the hump.....

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

ty dumpty treatment and...

 

[wotan]

was impossible to put back together again, it would have been easier to make Carmilla beautiful...