Never Ending Story

[wotan]

the man hiding under the table, was none other than Billy Goat Gruff.....

 

[WDIK]

who was try to avoid the trolls who ...

 

[tim west]

trolled through trollington just outside of trollton near the border with trollum just north of..

 

[conny]

Trolldyk e, which was aptly named as it was populated by a lot of.......

 

[tim west]

dick van's singing the old bamboo the old bamboo before...

 

[conny]

getting the cane for singing out of tune and being.....

 

[RedHerring]

as it's Sunday....

 

[conny]

caning was free to anyone who wished to......

 

[wotan]

re-live the joys of school discipline, administered by......

 

[tim west]

a big butch lady dressed as mary poppins singing supercalifragiulisticexpeallidoceous followed by..

 

[conny]

a spoonful of sugar, which was administered via....

 

[wotan]

a cockney chimney sweep, with an American accent....who's initials were DVD...

 

[RedHerring]

which, as everyone knows, who is under 80, is an abbreviation for Digital Versatile Disc. There may be some posters on this forum who.......

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

disagree and say it stands for the department of venereal disease.
Which has often been used by....

 

[RedHerring]

octogenaraians thinking that it was the department of venerable diseases because they suffered from..........