Never Ending Story

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

announced that her sex change operation, had been arranged for the following week and could she....

 

[conny]

have a gander at what to expect when it was all over as she didn't want....

 

[RedHerring]

the surprise of her life thinking......

 

[conny]

"oh, I didn't realise it would look so swollen after...."

 

[Trazor]

Liberally soaping it up, but then.......

 

[RedHerring]

the alarm clock rang and he realised that he'd been dreaming. Still, time for ..........

 

[conny]

breakfast before catching the 8.30 to....

 

[tim west]

a land far far away, where pavements are made of chocolate and people sit in front of their tv's watching ray allen and lord charles singing in the rain whilst...

 

[RedHerring]

drinking beer, whistling Dixie and crocheting ........

 

[oompah]

listening to educating archie on the radio wandering how on earth that worked.....

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

as there was a power cut and radio didn't take batteries , then a knock....

 

[RedHerring]

knock was heard from upstairs. Was that Granny wanting her supper or......

 

[oompah]

a window left open swinging in the breeze which would be surprising as there was not a breath of.....

 

[RedHerring]

life left in Granny. So it must have been....

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

Grandad, trying out his do it yourself euthanasia kit again, this had often resulted in...