Never Ending Story

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

and potato speed peelers, washer offerers. This in it's self had led to..

 

[oompah]

the guild of master coconut shiers giving their rendition of I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts followed by......

 

[conny]

the song,
"Does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bed post overnight?" sung by....

 

[oompah]

the all boys boarding school of how many girls can we smuggle in tonight before.....

 

[conny]

the dorm master asks to join in and ....

 

[tim west]

sends all the girls away but before anything happens the....

 

[conny]

headmistress looms into the doorway with her....

 

[tim west]

very expensive lingerie on
expensive as there's so much of it
the dorm master looks up in shock and...

 

[conny]

thinks,
"Aren't these posters dirty little minded...."

 

[tim west]

purveyors of the finest chocolates known to man or...

 

[WDIK]

was actually, a well rehearsed ploy developed by the dark, secretive society known as, in privelged circles to be....

and while the dark forces sought to distract the watchers with idle perverted fantacies involving...

 

[tim west]

waking up from his dream the clown got up and brushed his teeth he went to the window after hearing a noise only to see a bulldozer approaching his house he hurried downstairs and collected the mail leaving the house he proceeded to lie down in front of the bulldozer thinking to himself "have i been here before?"....

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

as his tent was still pitched up there, from the last time he had camped out.
This was confusing as..

 

[tim west]

His tent was a different colour and type and someone was inside it, could this mean.....

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

Billy Smarts had devised a cunning plan to...