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some rude pics to show thier mates but Customs & Excise Officers don't have...
 
senses of humour so resorted to looking at pics of winston churchill having a rubdown with a copy of the times before..
 
being slapped about with a wet haddock wrapped in a copy of the Guardian dated....
 
untrue because it was the 31st of February 1887 and it fell on a Tuesday not....
 
surprising as that was when the real heir to the kingdom was secretly hidden away to allow to sit on the throne none other than..
 
and sponsered but the secret league of masonic Goats. who secretly had been...
 
painted red and ended up working at butlins as redgoats but thats another story, meantime...
 
nearly half an hour for a bus decided to walk the long distance to..
 
But only if you had a voucher from the latest edition of 'Goat Herding in the Lower Pennines Weekly' and purchased 2 quarts using your own...
 
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