Never Ending Story

[oompah]

who was a new kid on the block

 

[Space cat]

whose mother missed the sex education lesson; mistake by name ----

 

[conny]

"rank and number only" said.....

 

[Space cat]

the social worker as he filled in the commissionaire

 

[wingcoax]

who was only trying to

 

[oompah]

fit into size zero clothes from...

 

[conny]

Evans, the outsize Outfitters who where based in the.....

 

[oompah]

kingdom of lilliput....

 

[wingcoax]

under the rule of...

 

[Space cat]

the new Hartlepool monkey

 

[kapish786]

decided enough is enough and had a day off to celebrate he got his string vest out and got a can of stella and a pack of fags.......

 

[Space cat]

but was rudely interrupted when a disembodied voice above his head shouted "THIS IS A NO SMOKING AREA"

 

[wingcoax]

"You should go to the ELF and STUPIDITY Dept" where

 

[oompah]

each puff of a fag will be monitored to see if you have reached your quota...

 

[Space cat]

wherupon you will get a computer generated appointment for a chest X-ray