Never Ending Story

[lifesagasman]

the wurst you can do to

 

[Space cat]

a Vogan from the planet Tharg is poke them with a sausage

 

[imamartian]

but one that contains no meat whatsoever... and 49% of it must be....

 

[lifesagasman]

less than half a

 

[wingcoax]

milligram per kilo of

 

[Space cat]

THC because it causes Vogans to go off their trolleys. One of them developed an Irish accent and insisted that he was a TV talk show host

 

[wingcoax]

with a lot of make believe friends, such as

 

[Space cat]

Bill and Ben, Little Weed and Puff the Magic Dragon

 

[wingcoax]

who, unfortunately, was caught growing his own puff after a

 

[oompah]

hurricane called smith blew a nasty hole in the.....

 

[Space cat]

ozone layer. The extra UV caused Little Weed to curl up at the edges and mutate into

 

[Karinska]

Maradonna, a well-known handball player who is now

 

[oompah]

morphed into the fallen Madona with the big ....

 

[Karinska]

drug habit who spends all his time eating pies and

 

[lifesagasman]

mash are an insipid combination compared to