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imamartian
.. licking things that begin with the letter 'B', like....
Never Ending Story
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oompah
buttered crumpets,or even beetroot if thats what they fancy on a .....
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imamartian
budget. Times are hard you know. But they will get better when...
spend all day outside Wimbledon enjoying our favourite national passtime - standing in queues
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oompah
waiting for lord knows what, they saw the queue and joined in......
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imamartian
but unfortunately it turned out to be a snooked cue. When they'd had it rsurgically removed....
they needed another operation to have the balls put back in their original positions
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oompah
after the umpire was heard to shout new balls please......
-- and the surgeon replied, "They're out"
"What?"
"Out"
"WHAT? YOU CAN NOT BE SERIOUS!"
"What?"
"Out"
"WHAT? YOU CAN NOT BE SERIOUS!"
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imamartian
.. and from that day forward McEnroe was to be known as Billie Jean King...and now comentates on....
Strictly Ballroom
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oompah
bowling which could be a new sport in the London olympics.....
3336, this being the first year in which London was allowed to host the Olympics following the Great Logo Scandal
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oompah
and the incorrect positioning of the olympic village which was in Timbuktu
