Oh! I do like to be beside the seaside!!

[lifesagasman]

well you can't help here so b*gger off.

 

[dexdeloup]

well you can't help here so b*gger off.

I can help diane. It's my duty as a concerned citizen

 

[lifesagasman]

you're a hero on the make whereas i am genuine!!
i can stand on my principles. can you??

 

[diane1]

now now...boys...no fighting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[lifesagasman]

dex couldn't fight his way out of a wet echo. anyway, he's got no legs

 

[dexdeloup]

now now...boys...no fighting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You'd love that - two mates fighting over you. Well count me out

If you want to get your fingers burnt then so be it. The friction being created by liman's non-typing hand as we speak is likely to burn his own fingers

 

[Blasphemous]

I know I posted a 'nautical' theme for your room (how was the room by the way? nudge nudge wink wink), but there's a bit too much 'winking' going on and it seems to be directed toward 'tiddlers!'

 

[diane1]

erm...i only dropped by to ask about shelves....dont pick on me!!!!

 

[dexdeloup]

I know I posted a 'nautical' theme for your room (how was the room by the way? nudge nudge wink wink), but there's a bit too much 'winking' going on and it seems to be directed toward 'tiddlers!'

Liman keeps on playing with his little canoe while the goddess of the hunt larks around playing "chase"

 

[lifesagasman]

the balance has tipped to all tiddle and no wink, small thanks to that dwarfish dexter

 

[lifesagasman]

erm...i only dropped by to ask about shelves....dont pick on me!!!!

don't worry your pretty little head over that nasty man dex. he'll soon be in bed

 

[Blasphemous]

Diane, forgive my curiosity but I just had to have a peep at your profile.

I see you have listed:

Interests: i like most things!
and
Occupation: adult social services

And under that profile picture I see 'WeeWorld'! Do any of those 'most things you like' and 'adult services' lend themselves to 'Golden Showers' or am I barking up the wrong bush?

 

[lifesagasman]

 

[diane1]

shock horror!!!!....adult social services!!!!....mental health to be precise!!!

golden showers....ew!! u watch toooooo much porn!

the weeworld is a wee me!...a cartoon of me thats little!

all clear now???


any more questions??.....or help required?

 

[lifesagasman]

an awful lot of help is required. and a straight jacket!!