It's my lucky night

[Softus]

How lucky am I? Just arrived home, having found the elusive exit to the giant M25 car park, and I received the following Email:

[code:1]Hi, My name is Vicky Hatchetson, I'm just a college girl who just arrived in UK and looking for a sex partner.
All what I need is a good man, you must be serious and honest, let me know if you wish to meet.


You may see my pics at my web page: <URL removed - I don't trust you lot>

ONLY SERIOUS OFFERS PLEASE.

Kisses Vicky[/code:1]

Oh boy - I can't believe that she's chosen me out of all the geeks in all the Email address books in all the world

All I've got to do now is think of a way of phrasing a serious offer. Any advice welcome...

 

[toffee]

softus honey... (toffee takes softus in the corner)
She is casting her net wider.......... see other posts

 

[markie]

softus

securespark posted the same before but it got the chop by mods

our vicky gets around

 

[Moz]

Softus
I think you just ugly .. I get a girl ..like a high st honey ..


maybe your trying to achieve ... lol

 

[Softus]

I must admit that I hadn't seen securesparks post, but are you all for real?

Surely my sense of humour isn't that dry that you actually believe that I was duped?

 

[toffee]

chill out softus man....
do you think Im so girly and stupid that I actually believed you had been duped????????????????



I hope your bark is worse than your bite!!!!!

 

[Softus]

Er, bark? Moi?

 

[toffee]

ooo, melting already

 

[Moz]

toffee
dont be sly .. you laughed at him too, when he aint he made you rough dog sick joke .. an the ..many more ,

so dont be prissy here ,toffee ???
Softus jokes are the norm after you took it on
you dont like the fella as we all

 

[toffee]

then again.... you may be like the cat in SHREK.
Have you seen it?

Cat goes all doe eyed and gorrrrgeous then jee whizzz, turns into ninja cat!!!!!!!!!!

hmmm, thinking dont wanna get you in a bad mood, not when your armed with that ruddy great ratchet thing in your piccy!!!

 

[splinter]

Er, bark? Moi?

Where's that cats ears

 

[toffee]

Moz... I dont understand that last?
maybe its better that I dont.

Prissy??
am I?

My initial comment to softus was saying that someone else had posted it already... in what Id meant was a lighthearted way.

I guess I still dont understand how it all works here...
but you dont understand me either....

the chill out softus wasnt aggressive....

this is like blooming phone texts.

too easy to be taken every way except how you meant it to be taken

l

 

[splinter]

Toffee,
It helps if you are on the same wave length drugs, drink normally help

 

[toffee]

softus... you purring yet?

 

[Softus]

you dont like the fella as we all

Thanks for that Moz

softus... you purring yet?

Yup. Like this:

Now tell me how I could possibly have thrown her off my desk!