Perculiar Names

[Soggy_weetabix]

After hearing the Scott Mills show on Radio 1, I phoned my one of local supermarkets from my mobile phone whilst in the store.

I asked the person who answered the phone I want to speak Hugh G. Rexshun.

I was absolutely god smacked when over the tanoi (sic) the announcement was made.

A few customers giggled and I left the store litterally LMAO.

Anyone else tried this?

Childish and stupid I know.

David

 

[Steve]

 

[ricicle]

This used to happen a lot over the 'Tannoy' system at work.

Names such as -

Mr R.Soles, P.Ness. Etc.

When the perpatrators were found they were told that the Tom Foolery had to stop and yes, you've guessed later that day a call went out for Mr T.Foolery

(The receptionist was Polish so she had never cottoned on)

 

[Daz66]

When I worked in a ski school some years back we had to sign people in to do open practice.

One night we had a guy come in and sign up, his name was Richard Head.........his friends never called him Dick though....

 

[ninebob]

http://www.queenhill.demon.co.uk/airspeak/air_speak.htm

 

[bernardgreen]

There is a garage and coach hire company in Bedfordshire started by Richard and Robert Soles.

 

[corgiman]

Have a listen at these



http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2003/s_heathrow-p1.php

 

[breezer]

same as the link already posted

 

[corgiman]

Then I am a plum

still funny though

 

[breezer]

hello plum

 

[Nige F]

Fulking Hill, near Brighton ...used by "dog walkers"

 

[solo]

Used to get windows from a guy called Roly Bottom.

 

[JohnD]

Use to have a woman at work called Penny Bottoms.

On the phone she always said "hello this is Penny"

If you asked "Penny who?" she's say, "you know, I work in the **** department, next to annie bloggs"

I liked to think she had a sister Rosie.

 

[noseall]

a friend of mine worked with an accident prone fella called Dave Grainger.










of course, they all called him grave danger.

 

[toasty]

I used to work with a guy called Hugh Janus.

Sadly not... but it would be funny.

I do know a natalie west though (Nat West) and a Justin Case (seriously)

What were their parents thinking...?