Plumbing ....... Caption competition

[bernardgreen]

but the handles are the same colour as a pair of stockings.......

Stockings?

Tights hadn't been invented when I was that young.....

 

[ellal]

"I don't know about you, but push that button and I reckon this'll turn into a corny czech p*rn shoot"

 

[John M]

T*ts oot fer tha lads

 

[keyplayer]

Just Do It.

 

[Richardp]

''that'll be the fornication valve''

 

[tim west]

"I'm amazed that such a small thing can do so much"

 

[ricicle]

" this is where I want a good pump"

 

[DP]

I use to be in IT but now I is a plumber. I fitted this lot.

 

[Thermo]

i think hes saying "right little 12 year old, go home now to your mum before all the pervs in the plumbing world and diynot start letching over you"

 

[billyo]

am i pressing all the rigth buttons oh stop fannying about and start the pumping

 

[John M]

i think hes saying "right little 12 year old, go home now to your mum before all the pervs in the plumbing world and diynot start letching over you"

Its quite good that she's 12 ......... Means ya can dress her up to look 9

 

[tim west]

Sorry love but I should tell you you're wasting your time as everyone knows all plumbers are gay.

 

[John M]

EEK

 

[handy_annie]

"The greens ok - but does it come in white?"

 

[tim west]

"The greens ok - but does it come in white?"

Ahum! annie this is a family forum i'll have you know