Prepared to be AMAZED!

[diy_fun_uk]

Picture the scene ...

I'm standing in my bathroom.
I'm at the toilet doing a pee.
Directly behind me, around 2-3 feet away, is a small bin.
The bin sits in a corner, said corner being formed where the bath meets the wall.

I finish my pee and take a piece of toilet tissue to deal with my dribbles.
What's this? The toilet roll has come to an end.
Time for a little game ...

I throw the empty toilet roll behind me (without turning round at all) in the approx. direction of the bin.
I turn around. Has it? Has it ... has it ...

YES, IT HAS!!!

The toilet roll is standing there ... UPRIGHT ... beside the bin

Now that's what you call a skill, and tbh it ain't the first time I've achieved it.

Impressed? Say yes, cause you know you ARE!!!

 

[securespark]

Video or it didn't happen!

 

[Harry Bloomfield]

Impressed? Say yes, cause you know you ARE!!!

Did you remember to lift the seat?

 

[diy_fun_uk]

Video or it didn't happen!

It reminds me a bit of the thing folk do tossing the bottle trying to get it the right way up.

 

[opps]

I finish my pee and take a piece of toilet tissue to deal with my dribbles.

Can't you just lean further into the pan?

And, yeah, sometimes I fail to... these days, if I have a pee in the middle of the night, I just sit down, no need to turn the light on and less noise.

 

[RandomGrinch]

I'm standing in my bathroom.
I'm at the toilet doing a pee.

Not impressed.
Sit down wees are far more civilised

 

[securespark]

Now this is interesting.

I thought I was the only man in the village who sat down to pee.

 

[Harry Bloomfield]

And, yeah, sometimes I fail to... these days, if I have a pee in the middle of the night, I just sit down, no need to turn the light on and less noise.

Yep, me too, and I'm too unstable on my feet anyway, having just woken up.

 

[gas112]

Trouble with sitting down to pish is the water in bowl is usually quite cold

 

[diy_fun_uk]

The piece of toilet tissue ain't needed to wipe the seat, my aim etc is fine

I'll leave you to figure out where it 'is' used!

 

[Mottie]

Not impressed.
Sit down wees are far more civilised

Now this is interesting.

I thought I was the only man in the village who sat down to pee.

My mate tried that but his wife had left the toilet brush in the pan with toilet cleaner in the bowl overnight to disinfect it. Caught him right on the ball bag.

 

[opps]

My mate tried that but his wife had left the toilet brush in the pan with toilet cleaner in the bowl overnight to disinfect it. Caught him right on the ball bag.

At the age of 50 whatever, somehow, I managed to scratch my ball bag whilst having a bath. I guess one of my fingernails had broken and was a tad sharp. I really was surprised by the amount of blood that came out.

I had a morning hospital appointment that day and didn't want to get on the tube looking like I was menstruating. I made a pad out of loo paper and put it in my boxer shorts just in case. Fortunately, the bleeding stopped after a few minutes. All very odd, no scab or anything like... perhaps I should wear boxing gloves when having a bath.

 

[RandomGrinch]

Trouble with sitting down to pish is the water in bowl is usually quite cold

You're meant to put the seat down before sitting on the toilet!

 

[jj4091]

Trouble with sitting down to pish is the water in bowl is usually quite cold

Bragging?

 

[gas112]

Bragging?

It's deep as well