ok i will translate a bit
bubble (as in bubble bath) = to laugh
trouble (as in trouble and strife) = wife (a personal favourite of mine that)
adam and eve = believe
twig = not rhyming but a slang for understand
lingo= language
plates (as China Plates)= Mates, friends
Nuclear Sub= Pub (drinking establishment)
Door Mat= Chat
Britney's (as in britney spears)= Beers
Lloyds Bank = Yank
hope that helps